(A Spoof of The Nicene Creed) By Justin Breithaupt Copywrite 2008

We believe in one Source, of Richard Stallman, the maker of GNU and GPL, of things free and cool.
And in one Kernel, the Linux, the begotten of Linus the Torvalds, the Only-begotten, that is of the essence of the Stallman. Writer of Code, Compiler of the Kernel, true Torvalds of true Torvalds, compiled and not made;
of the very same nature of the Stallman, by Whom all free-software came into being, in corporations and at home, visible and invisible.
Who for us humanity and for our freedom came down from Helsinki, was incarnate, was made human, was born perfectly of the Tux Penguin by the Pure Source.
By whom He took Chip, Hard Disk, and Board, and everything that is in PC, truly and not in semblance. He suffered, was mocked, was ridiculed, compiled again on the third day, ascended into The United States with the same body, [and] sat at the right hand of the Stallman. He is to come with the same PC and with the glory of the Stallman, to judge the Free-software users and the non-free software users; of His Kernel there is no end. We believe in the GPL, in the Open Source and the FSF; Who spoke through the GPL, Programmers, and GNUs; Who came down upon the United States, preached through the Internet, and lived in the Linux Community.
We believe also in only One, Universal Community; in one Re-Format in repentance, for the remission, and forgiveness for the use of Microsoft;
and in the resurrection of the hardware, in the everlasting freedom of wirting code and sharing, and the Internet and in the everlasting ideals of the FSF.

(A Spoof of The Apostles' Creed.) By Justin Breithaupt Copywrite 2008

I believe in Richard Stallman, the Father of GNU,
the Creator of the GPL and Free-Software,
and in Linus Torvalds, His only Son, creator of the Kernel: Who was conceived of the source code,
born in Helsinki,
suffered under Microsoft and bloated code,
was crufty, slowed down his machine, and was paperweight.
He descended into hell.
The third day He arose again compiling the source for the Kernel.
He ascended into the FSF community
and sits at the right hand of Richard Stallman the Founder of FSF,
whence He shall come to judge the free-software users and the proprietary software users. I believe in the Source Code, the Free Software Foundation,
the communion of the community,
the forgiveness of using Microsoft Products,
the resurrection of the Linux Kernel,
and the Linux Kernel everlasting.